Laugh nd 4get the coro period 1) You don't like distance relationship but you like distance transfer ! Na distance thunder go fire you. 2) real men don't fuck their women, they just remove her pant and start solving mathematics wit her 3) if Satan start to share money, you will see ladies will start calling him names like satanic, satluv, satanizzy, satanicoco, satbby, pearlsat 4) i salute guys ..is only a guy that can wear a boxer from 6 months without washing and even spread it outside for sun drying guys am I lying 5) those of you that are using free mode just know that after ten years you are owing mark 10 million naira 6) Condoms may protect you from sexually transmitted diseases but it will never protect you from spiritually transmitted demons 7) Can you believe my tailor just called me to tell me dt my Christmas clothes is ready,,hmm I told him to wear it.. 8) if you have never watch akin and pawpaw before den u miss a lot ...those two have never grown before, they were imported to their mother's womb no be me talk am oo 9) baba obinna u no beat obinna, he carry last position for class baba obinna replies...why I go beat am ..say u Don forget 'like father like son' 10) dating a slim gal is good not until she remove her clothes and discover that she use belt hold her inner wear and slim fit her pant 11) that moment you are running for food in a wedding and you mistakenly disconnect the speaker wire with your leg and All eyes on you ...you go belleful under 3sec... 12) I thought being a Nigerian was stressful till I met an Arab man called soq Madik. I just wonder how he will mention his name at job interviews interviewer: your name guy: soq Madik interviewer: suck your what? guy: Madik oh my Gurd!!! I don't know how to faint upside down or sideways 13) Please watch me on BBC news now,I just passed behind a man being interviewed in the morning..* 14) *Dear English, Pls Stop Disappearing When Am Talking To My Crush* 15) Are you feeling weak, dizzy or like vomiting? Don't worry my sister, the Christmas seed is germinating slowly 16) Long distance relationships be like; Her: I wish you can hold me right now Him: I'm holding you in spirit 17) My brother and sister.. if you go to heaven ..and You don't see me, just know that you are in Hell* 18) Once Again I still carried my virginity into Another New Year, Shame On U girls.* 19)If you are a lady and nothing shakes on your body when you are brushing your teeth. Wehdone bro!* 20)If you see her doing this" " when taking pics..Know that she has two boyfriends....sense will both kee me!!!! 21)January to November you cry about village people. December you pay transport to visit them, what is really your problem?* 22)Imagine a porn star who won an award of the best porn star of the year and she was like, "First of all, I will like to thank the Almighty God for"...For what sister? I repeat,for what? You dey craze!* 23)I paid 5k to enter zoo and you said I should not hug LION* Is it your money? I hate Rubbish. 24) The way some girls are smoking weeds nowadays I pray they will not give birth to firewood 25) If You Can’t Dance After Drinking At Least Speak English Or Promise Someone Job Don’t Just Waste Alcohol 26)If ur Girlfriend is short and her name is Ruth,,,she's the root of ur problem..* Abeg who stone me!!! 27) Today a pastor asked all the single ladies to stand up and my girlfriend stoop up. Women cannot be trusted, 28)Those who have had sex this year ,pls how is the taste like? Any difference? 29) 30 missed calls from my LANDLORD, am sure he wanted to say.... "Happy New Year 30) Only fat ladies are allowed to tie rapper this 2020, the slim ones can use handkerchief 31) Imagine putting a love portion in your boyfriend's food and *Rats eat the food and start following you everywhere* 32) I think the Angel in charge of Harmattan decided to take his work Seriously this year 33) Africa is slowly losing intelligent People ,First it was Nelson Mandela ,Then it was Mugabe and Now am not feeling well 34)I can't let one ordinary calendar to control me* *Happy easter to you all* 35)With the way the country is now, If mistakenly thieves break into my house now and start searching for money.* I'll just join them in the search. Appreciate the effort Which no. Totori ur body Love u all 2 hrs · �EXTREMELY HAPPY...